That's it, I've decided: today I'm having my last Coke. I have been a serious Coke addict for a few months ago. (Coca-Cola, that is—what were you thinking I meant?) I rarely drink any soda at all, but lately I've just been craving and shooting Coke. And it's got to stop.

So right now I'm drinking my Last Coke. And blogging about it. And thinking of all the fond memories I've had while drinking Coke. And humming old Coke commercial jingles to myself. And wishing the bottle was bigger, so I could enjoy it longer.